Wednesday, December 12, 2007



I O R
UNELECTED
AMERICAN
EUPHEMOLOGISTS
have decided to engage in an unauthorized program of
I O R
(Intentional Obfuscation of Reality)
that's creating a population-wide, sanity disconnect, when people are told that:

a supermarket bagger = a courtesy clerk

an illegal alien = a second-language worker

a city's junkyard = a materials collection center

a janitor = a building engineer

a live-in trailer = a modular home

a drug dealer = an unlicensed pharmacist

and

"Go to hell" = "Go to heck"

ON EDIT:

Today,
"Ho, Ho, Ho!" became "Fa, La, La, La!"
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